I Got Your Number

Office musings:

1. That impatient, vaguely annoyed attitude coming off you like stink? Won't get your jobs done any faster. But a little sugar could make a world of difference. Or at least an extra 15 minutes, give or take.

2. Look, I realize you're new, and before you, there weren't a whole lot of twenty-something men with reasonably good physiques and a big helping of self-confidence running around here, but when we're talking and you eyes keep drifting to my chest? Yeah, I totally notice. Not fooling anyone.

3. Just because we're coworkers, doesn't mean we're friends. Nothing personal, but outside these four walls, in my real life? I try to avoid bringing megalomaniacal, egocentric people into my fold.